Following the premise of this article, which examines Global Climate Change conference based on their contribution to harmful emissions, I think I’ve come up with a solution to global warming:
Humans must cease and desist our practice of living
Most every aspect of our industrialized societies contribute to carbon, nitrogen, and other harmful atmospheric emissions. Therefore, without humans - the central component of these systems - there would be less global warming. So let’s stop beating around the bush with all of these climate change panels, laws, nobel prize winners and such - let’s get down to business:
Here are a few suggestions on how to commit suicide so that you do not contribute to global warming. And, make sure that you opt for sustainable burial (not cremation).
Come on people, we’ve got to work together on this!
